leaeloise:

Harry always misses things while in the bathroom.

ketamine-dream:

Well I’m not about to argue with that.

empty-ink-ribbons:

"No matter what she's doing, or what she's trying to accomplish, just when her goal is within her reach, it gets yanked away. Every. Single. Time. Can you imagine what that's like?"

stilinskiandfree:

i hate youtube. all the comments for the new trine let’s play are 
"would’ve been better without jack"

and im just

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Don’t worry

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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oomshi:

I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

confirmance:

ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.