Dyrus is a cutie

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite

buzzfeed:

Y’all spend a lot of time thinking about Harry Potter, don’t you?

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

jadehariey:

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

GUESS WHAT I’M DOING

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look at the disappointment in her eyes 

kirschtastic:

the best part of waking up
is literally nothing, please let me go back to sleep


ENTPs are clever and analytical, often with quick wits and a quicker tongue. They love arguing just for the sake of arguing. They aren’t fans of planning and prefer a spontaneous lifestyle. They’re almost always thinking outside the box, and are easily bored. (x)

ENTPs are clever and analytical, often with quick wits and a quicker tongue. They love arguing just for the sake of arguing. They aren’t fans of planning and prefer a spontaneous lifestyle. They’re almost always thinking outside the box, and are easily bored. (x)

sineadheart:

Have fun with these…

I knew I shoulda played saxophone 💁

sineadheart:

Have fun with these…

I knew I shoulda played saxophone 💁

  • Me: *is in the middle of reading four books*
  • Me: I should finish them before starting another book
  • Me: *two seconds later* starts another book

the-meta:

I finished!  You can take the test here and find out where you fall on the scale.

To my future wife…

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

✿THEME