"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."

— (via sick-andsunk)

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rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident


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darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus


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"You’re a CANnibal not a CAN’Tibal."

— Hannibal Lecter to himself in the mirror probably idk just trust me on this (via alanabloomgraham)

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officialgavinfree:

dear achievement hunter gods

after the wedding please grant us jones family let’s plays


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anon asked: Geoff Ramsey being adorable? (request here)


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mychemicalcatalog:

"Did I piss myself?" [x]

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phleps:

theirye’re* 


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victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN


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pufferfishh:

robespierrean:

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

is deadpool even a real comic

My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”


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(x)


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urls-like-this:

darrynek:

i-hate-urls-like-this

excuse u

(HAHAHAHA YOU SAID YOU “HATE URLS-LIKE-THIS”

SO I MADE A BLOG WITH THAT URL

AND ACTED OFFENDED.

I AM THE NEXT DANE COOK WATCH OUT AMERICA)


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