Baby: p-p-p-p
Dad: papa?
Baby: Pete Wentz
Dad: oh god it's an emo
texting in real life: hey what are you doing tomorrow? i have errands to run so I'll be in town!
texting in movies: hai wut r u doing tmrrw? :-P I hv errands 2 rn so I'll b in twn. XD !!! LOL TTYL OMG

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

someoneudontknow5:

she’s gonna be queen of the playground you’ll see

"LINDSAY NO"

thelindsayjones: LINDSAY YES.

unimpressedcats:

me

pyonkotchi:

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

undineundead:

The Undead Mermaid

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

urtube:

*hangs up*

the-bloggers-daughter:

purrfect-catastrophe:

the-bloggers-daughter:

the-bloggers-daughter:

I found some glasses

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im a wizard

no you aren’t. harry potter isn’t real.

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